What "bug" is going around??

Here in New Bern, I suddenly have "holes" in this Saturday's (November 19) schedule!   I would like to fill these appointments, so here is the deal:
1/2 price off everything (except jewelry).  This means, for you, 50% off your session fee, 50% off portraits purchased, and 50% off any frames!  Just for helping me fill the holes for this Saturday.
Call now and leave me a message if I can't get your call immediately.
The sessions will need to be pre-paid - so have your debit/credit card ready.
My misfortune (and other's illnesses) are your benefit.
Remember, this is for the New Bern studio only.